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		<title>Life dictated by the lowest bidder</title>
		<link>http://davidslade.net/2008/08/life-dictated-by-the-lowest-bidder/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Aug 2008 16:18:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dslade</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Some recently sent me the following joke.  I think it would be a lot more funny if it wasn&#8217;t so true.  enjoy:
An astronaut in space in 1970 was asked by a reporter, &#8220;How do you feel?&#8221;
&#8220;How would you feel,&#8221; the astronaut replied, &#8220;if you were stuck here, on top of 20,000 parts each [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cats and Engineers</title>
		<link>http://davidslade.net/2008/06/cats-and-engineers/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Jun 2008 18:12:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dslade</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[politics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cats]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I always knew there was a link between them, but nobody would listen.  If you like engineers and cats, this is a definite &#8220;must watch&#8221;.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHXBL6bzAR4[/youtube]
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		<title>Another Internet Bubble?</title>
		<link>http://davidslade.net/2007/12/another-internet-bubble/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Dec 2007 10:41:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dslade</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[economy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[humor and jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fashion]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[internet bubble]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Do I really need to ask? I don&#8217;t think the housing market as a monopoly on bubbles at the moment. I hope you all aren&#8217;t mortgaged out, and have some cash reserves.  Next couple years look to be rough.
Patricia sent me this video. I love it.
[youtube]http://youtube.com/watch?v=fi4fzvQ6I-o[/youtube]
&#8220;blue shirts and khaki pants, looking like a line [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cubical freak-out</title>
		<link>http://davidslade.net/2007/10/cubical-freak-out/</link>
		<comments>http://davidslade.net/2007/10/cubical-freak-out/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Oct 2007 15:51:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dslade</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[humor and jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[killing time]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cubicals]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[online games]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Someone sent this to me, cubical freak out.  Entertaining, and reminds me how happy I am to not be working in in a cubical.  I shouldn&#8217;t say that too loudly.
http://www.eyegas.com/cubiclefreakout/
I&#8217;m rated as a &#8220;nutter&#8221; and should take the rest of the day off because the internet told me so.  I found this [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Programmers can change light bulbs?</title>
		<link>http://davidslade.net/2007/02/programmers-can-change-light-bulbs/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Feb 2007 22:27:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dslade</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[technology]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[If you&#8217;ve ever managed engineers, you likely see some truth in this.  
Q:  How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A:  None.  It&#8217;s a hardware problem.
Can you guess how the systems administrator would tell this joke?
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		<title>Crap Circles</title>
		<link>http://davidslade.net/2007/02/crap-circles/</link>
		<comments>http://davidslade.net/2007/02/crap-circles/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Feb 2007 20:14:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dslade</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ok, this IS news.

A friend forwarded this to me.  I think i&#8217;ll have to consider moving to Australia, their news is way more entertaining than listening to CNN and the whole lot. check it out at smh.com.au.
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		<title>got a pet project up and running</title>
		<link>http://davidslade.net/2007/01/got-a-pet-project-up-and-running/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Jan 2007 23:04:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dslade</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[humor and jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[news update]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://davidslade.net/2007/01/31/got-a-pet-project-up-and-running</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[just put live a humor website i&#8217;ve been meaning to make for ages.  it&#8217;s purely a hobby site, no business intention.  I&#8217;d really like to see if i can get a online community started.  easier said than done.     it&#8217;s not a novel idea either, yet another challenge.  [...]]]></description>
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		<title>just what the doctor ordered</title>
		<link>http://davidslade.net/2007/01/just-what-the-doctor-order/</link>
		<comments>http://davidslade.net/2007/01/just-what-the-doctor-order/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Jan 2007 19:37:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dslade</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[humor and jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[health]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[take two of these and don&#8217;t call me in the morning.

kudos to the depressed individual who killed some free time with this.
]]></description>
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		<title>managers and engineers</title>
		<link>http://davidslade.net/2007/01/managers-and-engineers/</link>
		<comments>http://davidslade.net/2007/01/managers-and-engineers/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Jan 2007 11:04:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dslade</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[humor and jokes]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a man below. He descended a bit more and shouted, &#8220;Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don&#8217;t know where I am.&#8221;
The man below replied, &#8220;You are [...]]]></description>
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		<title>New Element Found &#8211; Gv</title>
		<link>http://davidslade.net/2006/08/new-element-found-gv/</link>
		<comments>http://davidslade.net/2006/08/new-element-found-gv/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Aug 2006 09:08:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dslade</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The recent hurricanes and gasoline issues are proof of the existence of a new chemical element. A major research institution has recently announced the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science.
The new element has been named Governmentium.
Governmentium (Gv) has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving [...]]]></description>
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