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another goodie from a friend of mine:

Well, it’s not a midlife crisis, but here’s how it was all put into perspective.

Married 38 years, a man took a look at his wife one day and said, “Honey, 38 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, an inexpensive car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 12 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 22 year old cutey pie. Now, we have a nice house, a swimming pool, nice cars, a big bed and a 42 inch flat screen TV, but I’m sleeping with a 60 year old woman. It seems to me that you aren’t holding up your side of things.”

His wife is a very reasonable woman. She told him to go out and find a hot 22 year old blond, and she would certainly make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving an old beat up car, and sleeping on a sofa bed again…

Sometimes things just have to be put in “simple terms”.